F*** Them Boats! Orca Whale Embroidered Dad Hat
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"F*** them boats!"
- Orca whales.
Sail away into the night with our F*** Them Boats embroidered hat, that will have whales and humans alike turning heads!
Polychrome Goods was created with the mission to deliver quirky, joyful products that spark conversations and inspire a passion-driven, less-stressed life. Inspired by our favorite foods, relaxing summer travels, and good laughs with friends, we hope our products bring a smile to your face!
We fulfill shirt & apparel orders through Printful, which has a US-based flat rate shipping fee of $3.99 per shirt / hat / tote plus $2 for each additional item. International pricing may vary, and is noted during checkout. Once your order is produced, standard shipping typically takes 5-7 business days, but please note that shipping times may vary depending on your location and other factors. Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 3β7 days to fulfill an order, after which itβs shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
β USA: 3β4 business days
β Europe: 6β8 business days
β Australia: 2β14 business days
β Japan: 4β8 business days
β International: 10β20 business days
What is your return policy?
Due to the custom-printed nature of our items, we donβt offer returns or exchanges for incorrect size or change of mind. However, if thereβs something wrong with your order, please let us know by contacting us!
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are only offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items. If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If youβre unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section. Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If thatβs the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and weβll send you a new one or issue a refund.
Measure your head circumference with a non-stretchable measuring tape. Place the end of yourΒ tape on your forehead and wrap the rest around the back of your head, keeping it 1β³ (2.5 cm) above your ears. Pinch the spot where the tape meets the other end, lift the loop over your head, and note the measurement. Be as careful as possible to get the most precise measurement.
| Β | A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) |
| One size | 20 Β½-23 Β½ | 4 Β½ | 2 β | 7 β |
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Please note that product images are mocks and that the colors / embroidery will vary in the final product, as each is produced individually per order. If there are any embroidery quality issues, with photo documentation we will be happy to provide an exchange or refund.
β’ 100% chino cotton twill
β’ Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
β’ Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
β’ 6 embroidered eyelets
β’ 3 β
β (7.6 cm) crown
β’ Adjustable strap with antique buckle
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