Best Sellers
Explore our bestest selling merch — it sells well for a reason!
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Life is Pain (au chocolat) Sweatshirt 🥐🍫
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Don't talk to me until I've smashed my penis flat with this mug.
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Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Embroidered Hat
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Butter of Europe Sweatshirt 🧈
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Fuck Them Boats - The Original Embroidered Orca Whale Hat
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Not Meant to Live an Uncomfortable Life Hat
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I hope this email kills us both Embroidered Hat
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Less Regrets, More Baguettes 🥖 T-Shirt
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Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Mug
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I Can't Believe I'm Not Butter T-Shirt
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Saint Croissant Sweatshirt
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I hope this email kills us both Mug
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Life is Pain (au chocolat) Embroidered Hat
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The Latest
Browse our latest drops — usually newly adds daily!
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Kinda Chic To Be Me Crop Top
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Kinda Chic To Be Me Tank Top
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Kinda Chic To Be Me Sweatshirt
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Kinda Chic To Be Me Mug
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Kinda Chic To Be Me Hat
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Kinda Chic To Be Me T-Shirt
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Mentally Quick, Physically Thicc Mug
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I Look My Age But I Have The Savings Account of a Much Younger Woman
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Je Suis Over It Embroidered Dad Hat
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Touche Mon Oui Oui Mug
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Touche Mon Oui Oui Embroidered Hat
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Disco Tits Crop Top
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Jimothy is my Boyfriend Mug
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Stay Weird, Jimothy! Mug
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Protect Jimothy Mug
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Jimothy is my Boyfriend Sticker
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Protect Jimothy Sticker
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Stay Weird Jimothy Sticker
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Stay Weird Jimothy T-Shirt
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Protect Jimothy T-Shirt
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Jimothy is my Boyfriend T-Shirt
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Jimothy To Infinity T-Shirt
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SLOW DOWN FOR JIMOTHY Yard Sign
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Jimothy To Infinity Sticker
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The Butter Collection
This month we're featuring our best-selling butter-inspired goods — because life is better with BUTTER!
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I Can't Believe I'm Not Butter T-Shirt
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I Can't Believe I'm Not Butter Sweatshirt
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The Butter Hat 🧈
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Butter of Europe Sweatshirt 🧈
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Pure Irish Butter Weekender Tote Bag
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Butter Stick Sweatshirt 🧈
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Butter Pom-Pom Beanie
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Butter Stick Baby Onesie 🧈
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Pure Irish SALTED Butter Sweatshirt
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Butter Stick Car Bumper "Sticker" Magnet 🧲 🧈
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Butter Stick Throw Blanket 🧈
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Butter Stick Poster 🧈
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Butter of Europe Tote Bag
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To Me You're Beurrefect Butter 🧈 Greeting Card
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Life is Pain (au chocolat) Embroidered Hat
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BUTTER Embroidered Sweatshirt
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Gay Hockey Collection 🏒🔥
Inspired by our new favorite TV show, Heated Rivalry!
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OK. Not Good. Probably Bad Embroidered Corduroy Hat
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Currently thinking about Heated Rivalry & political revolution Hat
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You Deserve Sunshine Embroidered Hat
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OK. Not Good. Probably Bad Mug
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Please Talk To Me About Heated Rivalry Embroidered Hat
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No, Iis Lie. Liar Told You That Mug
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Currently thinking about Heated Rivalry or political revolution Mug
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OK. Not Good. Probably Bad. Embroidered T-Shirt
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You Are So Boring Embroidered Corduroy Hat
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Post-Cottage Psychosis Embroidered Corduroy Hat
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Currently thinking about Heated Rivalry & dismantling the patriarchy Mug
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Spring Lewks 🌷
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The sun is my enemy. Embroidered Hat
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Spritz out, tits out - Gradient Embroidered Hat
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Dirty Martini Embroidered Hat
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Spritz out, tits out Embroidered Crop Top
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The Spritz Embroidered Hat
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Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Crop Top
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Might quit my job to focus on summer Embroidered Hat
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Polychrome Goods x Magnolia Bakery 🧁🍌
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Banana Pudding Hat 🍌 Magnolia Bakery x Polychrome Goods
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Cake It Til You Make It Sweatshirt – Magnolia Bakery x Polychrome Goods
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Pudding My Self-Care First Sweatshirt – Magnolia Bakery x Polychrome Goods
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Quick on the Cupcake Mini Clutch – Magnolia Bakery x Polychrome Goods
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Quick On The Cupcake Sweatshirt – Magnolia Bakery x Polychrome Goods
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Cake It Til You Make It Mini-Clutch – Magnolia Bakery x Polychrome Goods
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Cake It Til You Make It T-Shirt – Magnolia Bakery x Polychrome Goods
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Pudding My Self-Care First T-Shirt – Magnolia Bakery x Polychrome Goods
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Quick On The Cupcake T-Shirt – Magnolia Bakery x Polychrome Goods
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Funny Mugs ☕️
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Don't talk to me until I've smashed my penis flat with this mug.
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Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Mug
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I hope this email kills us both Mug
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Life is Pain (au chocolat) Mug
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Less Regrets, More Baguettes Mug
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Sorry for the mean, hurtful & accurate things I said Mug
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Don't talk to me until you've slapped these titties mug
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I'd like to help, but not as much as I don't want to Mug
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I'm awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. Mug
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Statement Hats
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Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Embroidered Hat
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Fuck Them Boats - The Original Embroidered Orca Whale Hat
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Not Meant to Live an Uncomfortable Life Hat
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I hope this email kills us both Embroidered Hat
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Life is Pain (au chocolat) Embroidered Hat
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Less Regrets, More Baguettes Embroidered Hat
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The sun is my enemy. Embroidered Hat
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Wagon Wheel Watusi! Embroidered Hat | Burlesque
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This is going to ruin the tour Embroidered Justin Timberlake Hat
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Piper, Nooo, Tsunami, Buddhism, Nooo, Nooooo Hat
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I love that gay little onion, the shallot. Embroidered Hat
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OK. Not Good. Probably Bad Embroidered Corduroy Hat
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Currently thinking about Heated Rivalry & political revolution Hat
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Yummy Food Pillows
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Pimento-Stuffed Olive Pillow 🫒
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Slice of White Bread 🍞 Pillow
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Butter 🧈 Food Pillow
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Ripened Red Tomato Pillow 🍅
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Greeting Cards
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You're My Butter 🧈 Half Greeting Card
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Love You More Than A (Mar)Tini 🍸 Bit Greeting Card
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Olive 🫒 You A Lot Greeting Card
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We Are Gouda 🧀 Together Greeting Card
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You're My Everything (Bagel 🥯) Greeting Card
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Pizza 🍕 My Heart Greeting Card
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Love is Pain (au chocolat) Greeting Card
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You're My Main Squeeze 🍊Greeting Card
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You're the Soy to my Sauce 🥢 Greeting Card
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Let customers speak for us
from 826 reviews
Great quality and very cute on my little one.
I bought this as a Christmas present for a pastry chef. But when it arrived it was of such a great quality bag with long handles, I ordered one for myself.
I absolutely love my Pumpkin Pie or Die Trying sweatshirt. It's soft and warm, the graphics are large and the colors are vibrant. This is the third sweatshirt I've ordered from Polychrome Goods. It won't be my last. Thank you so much!
Very happy I finally found a crop top that is actually cut for women and not just a shorter unisex shirt. The fabric is soft and just the right thickness and the print washed beautifully.
I got this as a gift for my husband because he absolutely loves butter, and it was perfect for him. The saying is hilarious and makes the shirt feel really personal to his butter obsession. He got such a kick out of it, and it makes a great funny gift for anyone who takes their love of butter seriously.
Loved the quality of the print, and shirt although it was a bit thicker than I'd hoped for.
Favorite niche t shirts
I've reminisced about Tyra Banks' sins with plenty of strangers who spotted my hat. Truly a conversation starter.
Bought this for my dad, as his birthday this year was oyster themed, and I was looking for the appropriate present. He absolutely loved it! It's a high quality shirt with a delicious print, and he wears it all the time now. So far has held up well in the wash.
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Great quality fits great purchased two other for my coworkers
Great hat! Love the design and the colors, good quality, and shipped quickly.
my dad liked the mug , what else could I ask for.
Perfect fit, great quality, as an actual sentient stick of butter I can't recommend this t-shirt enough.
Love it. So soft. Great cut—sized up from my usual size S to M so it wouldn’t be quite so cropped and it fits well



























