You're* Embroidered Dad Hat
You're* Embroidered Dad Hat
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- 30-Day Easy Returns
- 50K+ Happy Customers 😄
Soft, low-key, and ready to correct. The You’re* dad hat delivers grammar justice in clean embroidery—petty, but make it polished. ✍️🧢
Hey NY Times Gift-Givers: for a limited time, use code YOURE for 25% off this cap!
Also available in corduroy cap style and on other products below!
Why you’ll love it
- Minimal “You’re*” embroidery—crisp and unmistakable
- Soft, unstructured 6-panel dad-hat fit
- Curved brim + adjustable strap (one size fits most)
- Everyday lightweight cotton twill
- A+ gift for teachers, editors, and word nerds
Product Details
Product Details
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Please note that product images are mocks and that the colors / embroidery may vary in the final product, as each is produced individually per order. If there are any embroidery quality issues, with photo documentation we will be happy to provide an exchange or refund!
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
Last guaranteed delivery date for Christmas Eve was December 11th —
Please note WRAPPING PAPER and MUGS are experiencing extended fulfillment times of 3-7 days due to extremely high demand following the peak holiday season. We hope to be shipping back on our normal timeline for fulfillment of all items by the end of December.
Apparel & other items are not currently experiencing fulfillment delays, and the following policy applies below as of December 23, 2025:
How much is shipping?
Shipping cost is calculated during checkout. Shipping is FREE on orders over $150! (Free shipping is available in the US, Canada and UK only - international rates are calculated during checkout).
How long does shipping take?
All apparel and accessory orders are made on demand at one of our warehouses, so once your order is placed, we work on making and fulfilling your items, which normally takes 2-5 business days before shipping out.
Once shipped, delivery is estimated between 3 and 5 business days, though delays may occur depending on courier handling.
In a nutshell, from the time you order to receiving your package on your doorstep, delivery of US-based orders is currently estimated to fall within 5-10 business days, though this is only an estimate—we do our best to fulfill and ship as soon as possible from the quickest warehouse!
What is your return policy?
We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. Customer is responsible for return shipping & restocking cost ($7.49) which will be deducted from the refund.
Customers outside the US are responsible for shipping the items back to our warehouses in the US, UK or Latvia at their own cost, and will receive a full refund.
When will I get my order?
We cannot guarantee delivery estimates as it depends on the products, capacity at each warehouse, and courier carriage time, but it is estimated that orders will be delivered 5-10 business days after an order is placed.
Please note this does not include weekends in calculating delivery estimates.
As apparel & accessories are made on demand, it takes anywhere from 2-5 business days to first produce, pack, and fulfill your order, after which it’s shipped out.
Once shipped, estimated delivery times are as follows, and dependent on your location, though couriers may experience delays so these are only estimated timelines:
● USA: 3–5 business days
● Europe: 6–8 business days
● International: 10–20 business days
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!
Do you offer refunds?
Yes, refunds are offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
If you'd like to make a return, please see return and our refund policy above.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we can't do exchanges, but can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order. Please just contact us to do so by replying to any email or submitting and inquiry via our contact form.
If you’re unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If that’s the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and we’ll send you a new one or issue a refund!
Still unsure?
Please contact us via our Contact Form or email us at hello@polychromegoods.com — thank you!
Size Guide
Size Guide
Measure your head circumference with a non-stretchable measuring tape. Place the end of your tape on your forehead and wrap the rest around the back of your head, keeping it 1″ (2.5 cm) above your ears. Pinch the spot where the tape meets the other end, lift the loop over your head, and note the measurement. Be as careful as possible to get the most precise measurement.

| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ½-23 ½ | 4 ½ | 2 ⅞ | 7 ⅛ |

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Let customers speak for us
from 638 reviews
I love butter, which means I love my butter bag! It's very big & good quality. It feels like you can put a lot in there wo worrying about it tearing. I got a compliment on it the first day I used it!
Got the wrong shirt in the mail but the team was very responsive and helpful. Got the right shirt and it looks as expected.
A hit for Christmas.
Good high quality paper. Superior customer service, they answered my email on a holiday and followed through. 10/10 would recommend.
Nice cotton hat with tidy embroidery.
Great little white elephant gift!
I get compliments and its soft and a good print.
I recently bought some shirts that weren’t good quality, but being one who doesn’t learn my lesson, I got more. These shirts are the ****! So soft, so comfy, and the designs rock! Thanks!
Quality is superb. Only complaint is that the website wouldn’t show me the light blue hat (but we wanted lt blue and got lt blue, so it worked out).
Looks great and super fun!
Love.
Fits Great. Looks Great.
People are constantly coming up to my wife and going, "Oh ****! Is that a fried egg on your head?" Then looking closer and laughing and going, "Oh I see it's just an embroidered lil' fried egg on a hat. OMG I love it. Did your husband buy you that. You lucky lucky ****."
It's weird how often it happens, but we don't really mind. It's a pretty cute hat and worth it.
love it. it's perfectly oversized.
great fit, super cute and cozy!
Looks just like the photo






























