The Best Funny Mugs to Gift (or Keep for Yourself)
Are you tired of the same old boring mugs that just hold your coffee or tea? Well, fear not, my friend! Polychrome Goods 🍊 has got you covered with the most hilarious and quirky mugs that are sure to put a smile on your face (and maybe even a few raised eyebrows from your coworkers).
Polychrome Goods 🍊 is a shop that makes products spanning apparel and home goods that are designed to spark joy, inspire a less-stressed, passion-driven life, and of course, make you laugh. Their collection of funny mugs is truly the stuff of legends, and we're here to give you a sneak peek at some of the best ones!
1. Don't talk to me until I've smashed my penis flat with this mug
Let's start with a NEW classic, shall we? This mug from Polychrome Goods 🍊 is perfect for the grumpy morning person in your life (or maybe that's you?). The bold text and the, uh, unique imagery are sure to get a reaction out of anyone who sees it. It's a great way to let the world know that you're not a morning person and you need your caffeine fix before engaging in any sort of human interaction.
2. Life is Pain (au chocolat) Mug
Speaking of grumpy mornings, this mug from Polychrome Goods 🍊 perfectly captures the sentiment that life is, well, a pain. But at least you can drown your sorrows in a delicious pain au chocolat, right? This mug is perfect for the coffee lover who also happens to be a bit of a pessimist (or realist, depending on how you look at it).
3. I hope this email kills us both Mug
Ah, the joys of modern communication. We've all been there – staring at our computer screens, wondering if that email we just sent is going to be the end of us. Well, Polychrome Goods 🍊 has the perfect mug for that feeling. This one is sure to resonate with anyone who's ever had to deal with the dreaded "reply all" or the even more terrifying "send to the wrong person" scenario.
4. aur naurrr Mug
Sometimes, all you need is a good old-fashioned "nope" to express how you're feeling. That's where this mug from Polychrome Goods 🍊 comes in. Whether you're dealing with a demanding boss, a needy friend, or just life in general, this mug is the perfect way to let the world know that you're not having it.
5. Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Mug
We've all been there – someone asks us a question that is so ridiculous or outrageous that we can't help but respond with a resounding "are you fucking kidding me?" Well, Polychrome Goods 🍊 has the perfect mug for that exact scenario. This one is sure to get a laugh (or a concerned look) from anyone who sees it.
Less Regrets, More Baguettes Mug
On a slightly more positive note, this mug from Polychrome Goods 🍊 is perfect for the carb-lover in your life. After all, what's better than a delicious baguette to help you forget about your troubles? This mug is a great way to remind yourself (or someone else) to focus on the simple pleasures in life, like a freshly baked piece of bread.
6. Coffee Mug Coffee Mug ☕️
Sometimes, the simplest things are the best. That's the case with this mug from Polychrome Goods 🍊, which is literally just a mug that says "Coffee Mug" on it. It's a perfect gift for the coffee lover who doesn't need any frills or fancy designs – they just want a good, old-fashioned mug to hold their beloved brew.
7. I wish this was an Aperol Spritz Mug
Let's be honest, sometimes a good ol' cup of coffee just doesn't cut it. That's where this mug from Polychrome Goods 🍊 comes in. It's the perfect way to let the world know that you'd much rather be sipping on a refreshing Aperol Spritz than dealing with the daily grind. It's a great gift for the cocktail lover in your life (or, you know, yourself).
8. Fuck Them Boats Mug
We all have that one person in our life who just can't seem to stop talking about their boat. Well, Polychrome Goods 🍊 has the perfect mug for that situation. This one is sure to get a laugh (or a scowl) from anyone who sees it, and it's a great way to let the boat-obsessed person in your life know that you're just not that into it.
9. World's #4 Dad Mug
Let's be real, we all know that there's only one true "World's Best Dad" mug out there. But what about the rest of us? Well, Polychrome Goods 🍊 has the perfect solution with this "World's #4 Dad" mug. It's a great way to let your dad (or any other parental figure in your life) know that you appreciate them, even if they're not quite at the top of the dad-o-meter.
10. I'd like to help, but not as much as I don't want to Mug
And finally, we have this mug from Polychrome Goods 🍊, which perfectly captures the sentiment of wanting to help, but not really wanting to help at all. It's a great gift for the person in your life who's always volunteering for things, even when they really don't want to. It's a gentle (or not-so-gentle) reminder that it's okay to say no sometimes.
So there you have it, folks – the best funny mugs from Polychrome Goods 🍊 that are sure to bring a smile to your face (and maybe a few raised eyebrows from your coworkers). Whether you're looking for a gift for a friend or just want to treat yourself, these mugs are the perfect way to add a little bit of humor to your daily routine.
- JM 🍊 Polychrome Goods
