Don't talk to me until I've smashed my penis flat with this mug.

Great sweatshirt and easy delivery! Love it and can’t wait to gift it!

I absolutely love my Butter of Europe t-shirt from Polychrome Goods! The design is not only playful and eye-catching, but it also feels like an inside joke for true butter aficionados (like me). The quality of the fabric is top-notch—soft, breathable, and perfect for all-day wear. I’ve already received so many compliments whenever I wear it, and it sparks such fun conversations. If you’re a fan of fun, high-quality apparel that stands out, this shirt is a must-have. Polychrome Goods nailed it!

I got the shirt for my mom as a present, I thought the graphic was so cute, and I was so impressed and surprised by the great quality! My mom thought the shirt was so cute, I want one now, ha!

I love this design, the only thing I’d change would be to embroider this design on the shirt like some of their other designs.

I love naps and I love my nap hat. If you love naps, you need this.

A funny tee that my husband will like! and the quality was good too!

my mom has an irrational love for canned cranberry at holiday dinners. no other time. but it's a requirement that she will insist upon every year. this sweatshirt makes for an absolutely perfect, and comical gift. im so happy.

Love this sweatshirt. The quality of the design on the front is great, and has already survived a few washes and looks brand new. The sweatshirt itself is very soft and high-quality. Really love it all around.

I love everything I bought. I get a lot of comments on my Nap hoodie. I picked up some stuff for myself as well as some early Christmas presents in late Nov.

2 days after my transaction they had a big sale. I reached out not expecting anything. Caveat Emptor. But I asked if there was any way to get a rebate for the sale i just narrowly missed.

I got a refund of 30% off my purchase (the equivalent of the site wise sale) a few days later.

That was really cool. They didn't have to do that, but I appreciated it. That sort of thing builds loyalty. I've already purchased more since that happened.

I try to save the planet by bringing reusable bags when I shop. I get so many comments and lolz on my shark week bag when I take it shopping!

I love the crewneck! The print is great quality - no peeling from the wash or drier. It's a Hanes crewneck.

Love the phrase and gradient color. Adjustable fit is perfect

The shirt is super comfy, a wider cut which fits nicely. The first day I wore it, I was stopped several times by people of all ages complimenting it! Def would recommend the shirt, and recommend Polychrome Goods for their amazing customer service!

Burlesque is my sister's favorite movie so I was thrilled when I came across this hat. It's so cute and such nice quality. Can't wait to gift it to her!

The sweatshirt looks great, fits great, and absolutely sums up what I would rather be doing.