I hope this email kills us both Mug
I hope this email kills us both Mug
- Get 20% off 2+ mugs with code 2MUGS
- Free Shipping Orders $75+
- 30-Day Returns
- Secure Checkout
Product Details
Product Details
• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
How much is shipping?
Shipping is calculated during checkout with estimated shipping dates. For a limited time, shipping is FREE on orders over $75! (Free shipping is available in the US only - international rates are calculated during checkout).
What is your return policy?
We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. Customer is responsible for return shipping cost ($6) which will be deducted from the refund.
Customers outside the US are responsible for shipping the items back to our warehouses in the US or Latvia at their own cost for a full refund.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 3–7 days to fulfill an order, after which it’s shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
● USA: 4–7 business days
● Europe: 6–8 business days
● International: 10–20 business days
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If you’re unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
We can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order.
Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If that’s the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and we’ll send you a new one or issue a refund.
More Mugs
-
Don't talk to me until I've smashed my penis flat with this mug.
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
Life is Pain (au chocolat) Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
I hope this email kills us both Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
aur naurrr Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
Less Regrets, More Baguettes Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$24.00 USDVerkaufspreis $22.00 USDSale -
Butter of Europe Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
Coffee Mug Coffee Mug ☕️
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
I wish this was an Aperol Spritz Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
World's #4 Dad Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
Fuck Them Boats Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
I'd like to help, but not as much as I don't want to Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
Life is Butter Dream Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
Per my last email Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
Don't talk to me until you've dismantled the patriarchy Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
In the clurb, we all fam Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
I'm so fucking cold Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
Yes, Chef Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
Cheese is the glue that holds my life together. Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro -
Je Ne Veux Pas Travailler Mug
Normaler Preis $22.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro
Hats
-
aur naurrr Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
Fuck Them Boats - The Original Embroidered Orca Whale Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
BUTTER Embroidered Courduroy Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
I hope this email kills us both Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
Life is Pain (au chocolat) Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
Less Regrets, More Baguettes Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
Sale
Saint Croissant Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
This is going to ruin the tour Embroidered Justin Timberlake Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
Wagon Wheel Watusi! Embroidered Hat | Burlesque
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
The sun is my enemy. Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
aur naur Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
Le Tired Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
I love that gay little onion, the shallot. Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
Per my last email Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
F*** Them Boats! Orca Whale Embroidered Dad Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
BREAD Embroidered Corduroy Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
Late But Great Embroidered Dad Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
You're* Embroidered Dad Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
FedUp Embroidered Dad Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
I do too much because you do too little. Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
Life is Pain (au chocolat) Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
Oui Embroidered Dad Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
The Aperol Spritz Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale -
Skincare or Death Embroidered Hat
Normaler Preis $36.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$42.00 USDVerkaufspreis $36.00 USDSale
Sweatshirts
-
Life is Pain (au chocolat) Sweatshirt 🥐🍫
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Butter of Europe Sweatshirt 🧈
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Saint Croissant Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me. Embroidered Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Less Regrets, More Baguettes 🥖 Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Life is Pain (au chocolat) Hoodie
Normaler Preis $48.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $48.00 USDSale -
Pure Irish Butter Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $48.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$56.00 USDVerkaufspreis $48.00 USDSale -
Fuck them boats. Orca Whale Embroidered Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
French Onion Soup Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Sardine Tins of Portugal Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Hittin' the Club (Sandwich) Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Croissant 🥐 Embroidered Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Per my last email Embroidered Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Yes, Chef Embroidered Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Don't You Baguette About Me Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
"We've been trying to reach you about your yacht's extended warranty" Embroidered Orca Whale Unisex Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
BUTTER Embroidered Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Life is Butter Dream Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Al Dente Pasta Embroidered Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
NAP Embroidered Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Staying Al Dente 🍝 Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
The Citrus Sweatshirt 🍋🍊
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Chicken Tendies Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale -
Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Hoodie
Normaler Preis $48.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $48.00 USDSale -
Canned Cranberry Club Sweatshirt
Normaler Preis $46.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$54.00 USDVerkaufspreis $46.00 USDSale
T-Shirts
-
Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Embroidered T-Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Life is Pain (au chocolat) T-shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Butter of Europe T-shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Less Regrets, More Baguettes 🥖 T-Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Saint Croissant Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Croissant Twins T-Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Yes, Chef Embroidered T-Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Hittin' the Club (Sandwich) T-shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Fuck them boats. Orca Whale T-shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Penne For Your Thoughts T-Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Pure Irish Butter Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
"Not that much cheese" Embroidered Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
aur naurrr Embroidered Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Croissant 🥐 Embroidered T-Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Chicken Tendies Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Life is Butter Dream T-shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Sale
Oysters T-Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
What the actual fuck Embroidered Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
French Onion Soup T-Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Per my last email Embroidered T-shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
BUTTER Embroidered Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions Embroidered Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Don't You Baguette About Me T-Shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Sale
Super Fruity T-shirt
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale -
Sale
The Citrus Shirt 🍋 🍊
Normaler Preis $38.00 USDNormaler PreisGrundpreis / pro$44.00 USDVerkaufspreis $38.00 USDSale
Let customers speak for us
from 250 reviewsA funny tee that my husband will like! and the quality was good too!
my mom has an irrational love for canned cranberry at holiday dinners. no other time. but it's a requirement that she will insist upon every year. this sweatshirt makes for an absolutely perfect, and comical gift. im so happy.
Love this sweatshirt. The quality of the design on the front is great, and has already survived a few washes and looks brand new. The sweatshirt itself is very soft and high-quality. Really love it all around.
I love everything I bought. I get a lot of comments on my Nap hoodie. I picked up some stuff for myself as well as some early Christmas presents in late Nov.
2 days after my transaction they had a big sale. I reached out not expecting anything. Caveat Emptor. But I asked if there was any way to get a rebate for the sale i just narrowly missed.
I got a refund of 30% off my purchase (the equivalent of the site wise sale) a few days later.
That was really cool. They didn't have to do that, but I appreciated it. That sort of thing builds loyalty. I've already purchased more since that happened.
I try to save the planet by bringing reusable bags when I shop. I get so many comments and lolz on my shark week bag when I take it shopping!
I love the crewneck! The print is great quality - no peeling from the wash or drier. It's a Hanes crewneck.
Love the phrase and gradient color. Adjustable fit is perfect
The shirt is super comfy, a wider cut which fits nicely. The first day I wore it, I was stopped several times by people of all ages complimenting it! Def would recommend the shirt, and recommend Polychrome Goods for their amazing customer service!
Burlesque is my sister's favorite movie so I was thrilled when I came across this hat. It's so cute and such nice quality. Can't wait to gift it to her!
The sweatshirt looks great, fits great, and absolutely sums up what I would rather be doing.
Couldn't be happier; the look, fit and everything was perfect! Shipped pretty quickly as well. Thank you!!
The best short to wear to work 😂
I got the Pancake Breakfast T-Shirt and Life is Pain Au Chocolate crewneck and love both of them. The print quality is great and has shown no signs of wear from the few washes they’ve been through. I love the designs.
I can’t stop buying these hats. I have one for every mood and occasion!
I really wanted a “Thanksgiving” themed shirt to wear when hosting Thanksgiving, but as a vegetarian I wasn’t feeling wearing a “turkey” shirt. Polychrome Goods to the rescue again! Got so many compliments, and the shirt is so comfy and a perfect fit. I got a large so it’d be a bit oversized and tucked it into jeans and it was PERFECT to be both comfy and themed on Thanksgiving