Fuck Them Boats - The Original Embroidered Orca Whale Hat
Fuck Them Boats - The Original Embroidered Orca Whale Hat
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"Fuck them boats."
-Orca whales
Get the Polychrome Goods original embroidered Fuck them boats® Orca whale hat and show the world you side with the whales...and probably boats too!
All of our hats feature an adjustable metal clasp for the perfect fit.
Polychrome Goods 🍊 Original Designs
☆ 100% Cotton Twill
☆ Adjustable Strap with Metal Clasp
☆ One Size Fits All
Product Details
Product Details
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Please note that product images are mocks and that the colors / embroidery may vary in the final product, as each is produced individually per order. If there are any embroidery quality issues, with photo documentation we will be happy to provide an exchange or refund!
Size Guide
Measure your head circumference with a non-stretchable measuring tape. Place the end of your tape on your forehead and wrap the rest around the back of your head, keeping it 1″ (2.5 cm) above your ears. Pinch the spot where the tape meets the other end, lift the loop over your head, and note the measurement. Be as careful as possible to get the most precise measurement.
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 20 ½-23 ½ | 4 ½ | 2 ⅞ | 7 ⅛ |
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
How much is shipping?
Shipping is calculated during checkout with estimated shipping dates. Shipping is FREE on orders over $75! (Free shipping is available in the US only - international rates are calculated during checkout).
What is your return policy?
We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. Customer is responsible for return shipping cost ($5) which will be deducted from the refund.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 3–7 days to fulfill an order, after which it’s shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
● USA: 3–4 business days
● Europe: 6–8 business days
● International: 10–20 business days
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are only offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If you’re unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
We can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order.
Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If that’s the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and we’ll send you a new one or issue a refund.
Size Guide
Size Guide
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Please note that product images are mocks and that the colors / embroidery may vary in the final product, as each is produced individually per order. If there are any embroidery quality issues, with photo documentation we will be happy to provide an exchange or refund!
Size Guide
Measure your head circumference with a non-stretchable measuring tape. Place the end of your tape on your forehead and wrap the rest around the back of your head, keeping it 1″ (2.5 cm) above your ears. Pinch the spot where the tape meets the other end, lift the loop over your head, and note the measurement. Be as careful as possible to get the most precise measurement.
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 20 ½-23 ½ | 4 ½ | 2 ⅞ | 7 ⅛ |
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