Fuck them boats. Orca Whale Embroidered Sweatshirt
Fuck them boats. Orca Whale Embroidered Sweatshirt
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"Fuck them boats" - Orca whales, probably.
Our most popular design swims its way on to this soft, comfortable unisex sweatshirt. Meant to please all creatures, our "Fuck them boats" sweatshirt stands out.
Polychrome Goods π Original Designs
β Our Softest Sweatshirt
β Relaxed & Comfy Unisex Fit
β 40K+ Happy Customers
Product Details
Product Details
Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt offers softness, warmth, and enduring quality. Air-jet spun yarn ensures a gentle touch on your skin, while the quarter-turned design keeps it crease-free.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/ydΒ² (271 g/mΒ²)
- Pre-shrunk
- 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, El Salvador or Honduras
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
How much is shipping?
Shipping is calculated during checkout with estimated shipping dates. For a limited time, shipping is FREE on orders over $50! (Free shipping is available in the US only - international rates are calculated during checkout).
What is your return policy?
We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. Customer is responsible for return shipping cost ($6) which will be deducted from the refund.
Customers outside the US are responsible for shipping the items back to our warehouses in the US or Latvia at their own cost for a full refund.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 3β7 days to fulfill an order, after which itβs shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
β USA: 4β7 business days
β Europe: 6β8 business days
β International: 10β20 business days
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If youβre unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
We can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order.
Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If thatβs the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and weβll send you a new one or issue a refund.
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