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Sardine Tins of Portugal Sweatshirt
Sardine Tins of Portugal Sweatshirt
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Fresh from the Azores and Porto coast comes our Portuguese Sardines sweatshirt, made in a unisex style - order one size larger for a looser fit. Get it now before it swims away!
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☆ Our Softest Sweatshirt
☆ Relaxed & Comfy Unisex Fit
☆ 40K+ Happy Customers
Product Details
Product Details
Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt offers softness, warmth, and enduring quality. Air-jet spun yarn ensures a gentle touch on your skin, while the quarter-turned design keeps it crease-free.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk
- 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, El Salvador or Honduras
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
How much is shipping?
Shipping is calculated during checkout with estimated shipping dates. For a limited time, shipping is FREE on orders over $50! (Free shipping is available in the US only - international rates are calculated during checkout).
What is your return policy?
We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. Customer is responsible for return shipping cost ($6) which will be deducted from the refund.
Customers outside the US are responsible for shipping the items back to our warehouses in the US or Latvia at their own cost for a full refund.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 3–7 days to fulfill an order, after which it’s shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
● USA: 4–7 business days
● Europe: 6–8 business days
● International: 10–20 business days
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If you’re unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
We can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order.
Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If that’s the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and we’ll send you a new one or issue a refund.
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Great quality
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Also had great customer service when I encountered a small issue. Would definitely order from them again!
Just as described and made a great gift for my sister
a cute mug that conveys my daily thoughts
Photos of product perfectly matched received product. Packaging was top notch. Quality of the text on my mugs were excellent, and high res.
Perfect for sitting on a crate in the alley and smoking a cig during the beginning of a dinner rush.
6.9/5 Stars is the actual score.
Love it!
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