I do too much because you do too little. Embroidered Hat
I do too much because you do too little. Embroidered Hat
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Embroidered on our 100% cotton hat with adjustable strap.
Polychrome Goods π Original Designs
β 100% Cotton Twill
β Adjustable Strap with Metal Clasp
β One Size Fits All
Product Details
Product Details
β’ 100% chino cotton twill
β’ Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
β’ Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
β’ 6 embroidered eyelets
β’ 3 β
β (7.6 cm) crown
β’ Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Please note that product images are mocks and that the colors / embroideryΒ may vary in the final product, as each is produced individually per order.Β If there are any embroidery quality issues, with photo documentation we will be happy to provide an exchange or refund!
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
How much is shipping?
Shipping is calculated during checkout with estimated shipping dates.Β For a limited time, shippingΒ is FREE on orders over $75!Β (Free shipping is available in the US only - international rates are calculated during checkout).
What is your return policy?
We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. CustomerΒ isΒ responsible for return shipping cost ($6) which will be deducted from the refund.
CustomersΒ outside the US are responsible for shipping the items back to our warehouses in the US or Latvia at their own cost for a full refund.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 3β7 days to fulfill an order, after which itβs shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
β USA: 4β7 business days
β Europe: 6β8 business days
β International: 10β20 business days
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If youβre unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
We can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order.
Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If thatβs the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and weβll send you a new one or issue a refund.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Measure your head circumference with a non-stretchable measuring tape. Place the end of yourΒ tape on your forehead and wrap the rest around the back of your head, keeping it 1β³ (2.5 cm) above your ears. Pinch the spot where the tape meets the other end, lift the loop over your head, and note the measurement. Be as careful as possible to get the most precise measurement.
Β | A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) |
One size | 20 Β½-23 Β½ | 4 Β½ | 2 β | 7 β |
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from 255 reviewsGreat sweatshirt and easy delivery! Love it and canβt wait to gift it!
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I got the shirt for my mom as a present, I thought the graphic was so cute, and I was so impressed and surprised by the great quality! My mom thought the shirt was so cute, I want one now, ha!
I love this design, the only thing Iβd change would be to embroider this design on the shirt like some of their other designs.
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A funny tee that my husband will like! and the quality was good too!
my mom has an irrational love for canned cranberry at holiday dinners. no other time. but it's a requirement that she will insist upon every year. this sweatshirt makes for an absolutely perfect, and comical gift. im so happy.
Love this sweatshirt. The quality of the design on the front is great, and has already survived a few washes and looks brand new. The sweatshirt itself is very soft and high-quality. Really love it all around.
I love everything I bought. I get a lot of comments on my Nap hoodie. I picked up some stuff for myself as well as some early Christmas presents in late Nov.
2 days after my transaction they had a big sale. I reached out not expecting anything. Caveat Emptor. But I asked if there was any way to get a rebate for the sale i just narrowly missed.
I got a refund of 30% off my purchase (the equivalent of the site wise sale) a few days later.
That was really cool. They didn't have to do that, but I appreciated it. That sort of thing builds loyalty. I've already purchased more since that happened.
I try to save the planet by bringing reusable bags when I shop. I get so many comments and lolz on my shark week bag when I take it shopping!
I love the crewneck! The print is great quality - no peeling from the wash or drier. It's a Hanes crewneck.
Love the phrase and gradient color. Adjustable fit is perfect
The shirt is super comfy, a wider cut which fits nicely. The first day I wore it, I was stopped several times by people of all ages complimenting it! Def would recommend the shirt, and recommend Polychrome Goods for their amazing customer service!
Burlesque is my sister's favorite movie so I was thrilled when I came across this hat. It's so cute and such nice quality. Can't wait to gift it to her!
The sweatshirt looks great, fits great, and absolutely sums up what I would rather be doing.