I'd like to help, but not as much as I don't want to. Embroidered Hat
I'd like to help, but not as much as I don't want to. Embroidered Hat
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Our tees are 100% cotton with a regular, comfy fit.
Polychrome Goods ๐ Original Designs
โ Premium Comfort Colorsยฎ T-Shirt
โ 100% Ring-spun Cotton
โ Relaxed & Comfortable Unisex Fit
Product Details
Product Details
Our tees are 100% cotton with a regular unisex fit - super soft and ensures comfy wear whatever the occasion or season!
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Relaxed fit
- 7/8โณ double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- Signature twill label
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
How much is shipping?
Shipping cost is calculated during checkout - delivery is currently estimated at 4-8 business days, though this is only an estimate. Shipping is FREE on orders over $100! (Free shipping is available in the US only - international rates are calculated during checkout).
What is your return policy?
We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. Customer is responsible for return shipping cost ($6) which will be deducted from the refund.
Customers outside the US are responsible for shipping the items back to our warehouses in the US or Latvia at their own cost for a full refund.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 1-4 days to fulfill an order, after which itโs shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
โ USA: 4โ8 business days
โ Europe: 6โ8 business days
โ International: 10โ20 business days
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If youโre unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
We can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order.
Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If thatโs the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and weโll send you a new one or issue a refund.
Size Guide
Size Guide
IN | WIDTH | LENGTH |
SLEEVE LENGTH |
S | 18 ยผ | 26 โ | 16 ยผ |
M | 20 ยผ | 28 | 17 ยพ |
L | 22 | 29 โ | 19 |
XL | 24 | 30 ยพ | 20 ยฝ |
2XL | 26 | 31 โ | 21 ยพ |
3XL |
27 ยพ | 32 ยฝ |
23 ยผ |
4XL |
33 ยฝ | 29 ยพ |
24 โ
|
CM | WIDTH | LENGTH |
SLEEVE LENGTH |
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 |
59 |
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This top is so cute! Fits well and seems to be good quality

Got me and my friends matching shirts for a Paris trip. Super fun and good quality. I just wish it was more true unisex size because it seemed to be more regular female sizing

Just as pictured!

Just as pictured. My new favorite hat, have had so many people ask where I got it!

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Had to send back the XL, which was enormous, even in the arms. Return process was seamless and quick. I had to reach out with a question and got a same-day response. Large fits more like a classic large, roomy and oversized. Love it!

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