Life is Pain (au chocolat) Hoodie
Life is Pain (au chocolat) Hoodie
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Product Details
Product Details
With a large front pouch pocket and drawstrings in a matching color, our Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie is a sure crowd-favorite. It’s soft, stylish, and perfect for cooler evenings.
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz./yd.² (271.25 g/m²)
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
- 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Front pouch pocket
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
How much is shipping?
Shipping is calculated during checkout with estimated shipping dates. For a limited time, shipping is FREE on orders over $40! (Free shipping is available in the US only - international rates are calculated during checkout).
What is your return policy?
We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. Customer is responsible for return shipping cost ($6) which will be deducted from the refund.
Customers outside the US are responsible for shipping the items back to our warehouses in the US or Latvia at their own cost for a full refund.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 3–7 days to fulfill an order, after which it’s shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
● USA: 4–7 business days
● Europe: 6–8 business days
● International: 10–20 business days
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If you’re unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
We can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order.
Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If that’s the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and we’ll send you a new one or issue a refund.
Size Guide - Hoodies - Gildan 18500
INCHES:
SIZE LABEL | LENGTH | WIDTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
S | 27 | 20 | 33 ½ |
M | 28 | 22 | 34 ½ |
L | 29 | 24 | 35 ½ |
XL | 30 | 26 | 36 ½ |
2XL | 31 | 28 | 37 ½ |
3XL | 32 | 30 | 38 ½ |
4XL | 33 | 32 | 39 ½ |
5XL | 34 | 34 | 40 ½ |
CM:
SIZE LABEL | LENGTH | WIDTH | SLEEVE LENGTH |
S | 68.6 | 50.8 | 85 |
M | 71 | 56 | 87.6 |
L | 73.7 | 61 | 90.2 |
XL | 76.2 | 66 | 92.7 |
2XL | 78.7 | 71 | 95.3 |
3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 | 97.8 |
4XL | 83.8 | 81.3 | 100.3 |
5XL | 86.4 | 86.4 | 103 |
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Let customers speak for us
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So cute and funny!
Adorable mug, love the print quality and fast shipping. Would order again
I got my husband and kids shirts for Christmas. Life is Pain Au Chocolate. They loved them. The shirts are good quality and the sizing was spot on for both kids and adult. Glad I stumbled across the ad on instagram!
Good quality shirts, fun designs on them. Order was processed and shipped quickly
This was a white elephant gift exchange hit!
Got this as a gift for a friend and she loved it. So useful and she said she’d be making spaghetti more often now. Job well done!
Amazing hat! My sister absolutely loved it
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Perfect lighthearted gift that’s actually useful
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