My Dog Thinks Youโre Basic T-Shirt ๐ถ๐
My Dog Thinks Youโre Basic T-Shirt ๐ถ๐
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Your dog has great tasteโand unfortunately, theyโre not impressed. This ultra-soft, lightweight tee delivers the perfect dose of sass for dog lovers who know their pup has standards. Wear it, own it, and let your four-legged critic do the talking.
- Super soft, premium fabric
- Bold, eye-catching print
- Perfect funny dog shirt and gift for dog lovers
Because if your dog doesnโt approve, does it even matter? ๐พ๐
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Product Details
Product Details
Our tees areย 100% cotton with a regular unisex fit - super soft and ensures comfy wear whatever the occasion or season!
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Relaxed fit
- 7/8โณ double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- Signature twill label
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
How much is shipping?
Shipping cost is calculated during checkoutย - delivery is currently estimated at 4-8 business days, though this is only an estimate. Shipping is FREE on orders over $100! (Free shipping is available in the US only - international rates are calculated during checkout).
What is your return policy?
We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. Customerย isย responsible for return shipping cost ($6) which will be deducted from the refund.
Customersย outside the US are responsible for shipping the items back to our warehouses in the US or Latvia at their own cost for a full refund.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 1-4 days to fulfill an order, after which itโs shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
โ USA: 4โ8 business days
โ Europe: 6โ8 business days
โ International: 10โ20 business days
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If youโre unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
We can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order.
Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If thatโs the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and weโll send you a new one or issue a refund.
Size Guide
Size Guide
ย
ย IN | WIDTH | LENGTH |
SLEEVE LENGTH |
S | 18 ยผ | 26 โ | 16 ยผ |
M | 20 ยผ | 28 | 17 ยพ |
L | 22 | 29 โ | 19 |
XL | 24 | 30 ยพ | 20 ยฝ |
2XL | 26 | 31 โ | 21 ยพ |
3XL |
27 ยพ | 32 ยฝ |
23 ยผ |
4XL |
33 ยฝ ย ย | 29 ยพ ย ย |
24 โ
|
ย
ย CM | WIDTH | LENGTH |
SLEEVE LENGTH |
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 |
59 |
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