Pass that DUTCH (oven) T-Shirt
Pass that DUTCH (oven) T-Shirt
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Polychrome Goods was created with the mission to deliver quirky, joyful products that spark conversations and inspire a passion-driven, less-stressed life. Inspired by our favorite foods, relaxing summer travels, and good laughs with friends, we hope our products bring a smile to your face!
Polychrome Goods ๐ Original Designs
โ Premium Comfort Colorsยฎ T-Shirt
โ 100% Ring-spun Cotton
โ Relaxed & Comfortable Unisex Fit
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
How much is shipping?
Shipping is calculated during checkout with estimated shipping dates.ย For a limited time, shippingย is FREE on orders over $75!ย (Free shipping is available in the US only - international rates are calculated during checkout).
What is your return policy?
We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. Customerย isย responsible for return shipping cost ($6) which will be deducted from the refund.
Customersย outside the US are responsible for shipping the items back to our warehouses in the US or Latvia at their own cost for a full refund.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 3โ7 days to fulfill an order, after which itโs shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
โ USA: 4โ7 business days
โ Europe: 6โ8 business days
โ International: 10โ20 business days
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If youโre unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
We can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order.
Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If thatโs the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and weโll send you a new one or issue a refund.
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Let customers speak for us
from 261 reviewsAur my gaurd! Another great product from
Polychrome Goods! The perfect gift and the best quality is fabulous!
Everyone has LOVED their hats! My dad and best friend laughed so hard when I have it to them.
I got a medium (my usual size) and it is a bit oversized but exchanging didn't feel worth it. Plus, with rolled up sleeves it looks fine. Either way, super soft and definitely a conversation starter!
Lol
My dad absolutely loves this hat! Itโs great quality and fits well. Happy with our purchase.
I bought this for a white elephant. It's funny but also useful. Highly recommended as small gifts.
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I got the shirt for my mom as a present, I thought the graphic was so cute, and I was so impressed and surprised by the great quality! My mom thought the shirt was so cute, I want one now, ha!
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I love naps and I love my nap hat. If you love naps, you need this.
A funny tee that my husband will like! and the quality was good too!
my mom has an irrational love for canned cranberry at holiday dinners. no other time. but it's a requirement that she will insist upon every year. this sweatshirt makes for an absolutely perfect, and comical gift. im so happy.
Love this sweatshirt. The quality of the design on the front is great, and has already survived a few washes and looks brand new. The sweatshirt itself is very soft and high-quality. Really love it all around.
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2 days after my transaction they had a big sale. I reached out not expecting anything. Caveat Emptor. But I asked if there was any way to get a rebate for the sale i just narrowly missed.
I got a refund of 30% off my purchase (the equivalent of the site wise sale) a few days later.
That was really cool. They didn't have to do that, but I appreciated it. That sort of thing builds loyalty. I've already purchased more since that happened.