Taking it one "are you fucking kidding" me at a time Hat
Taking it one "are you fucking kidding" me at a time Hat
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Polychrome Goods π Original Designs
β 100% Cotton Twill
β Adjustable Strap with Metal Clasp
β One Size Fits All
Product Details
Product Details
β’ 100% chino cotton twill
β’ Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
β’ Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
β’ 6 embroidered eyelets
β’ 3 β
β (7.6 cm) crown
β’ Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Please note that product images are mocks and that the colors / embroidery may vary in the final product, as each is produced individually per order. If there are any embroidery quality issues, with photo documentation we will be happy to provide an exchange or refund!
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
How much is shipping?
Shipping cost is calculated during checkout - delivery is currently estimated at 4-8 business days, though this is only an estimate. Shipping is FREE on orders over $60! (Free shipping is available in the US only - international rates are calculated during checkout).
What is your return policy?
We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. Customer is responsible for return shipping cost ($6) which will be deducted from the refund.
Customers outside the US are responsible for shipping the items back to our warehouses in the US or Latvia at their own cost for a full refund.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 1-4 days to fulfill an order, after which itβs shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
β USA: 4β8 business days
β Europe: 6β8 business days
β International: 10β20 business days
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If youβre unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
We can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order.
Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If thatβs the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and weβll send you a new one or issue a refund.
Size Guide
Size Guide
Measure your head circumference with a non-stretchable measuring tape. Place the end of your tape on your forehead and wrap the rest around the back of your head, keeping it 1β³ (2.5 cm) above your ears. Pinch the spot where the tape meets the other end, lift the loop over your head, and note the measurement. Be as careful as possible to get the most precise measurement.
A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
One size | 20 Β½-23 Β½ | 4 Β½ | 2 β | 7 β |
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from 376 reviews
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I bought it for my son who is a bread βchefβ!! It was a gift. He lives in another town but sent me a picture of himself wearing it so I am assuming he likes it!!

joke mug that works on two levels. On one hand, it makes fun of those cliche "don't talk to me until I have had my coffee" mugs by making such an absurd, over-the-top statement that only insinuates a need for caffiene. On the other hand, it's a joke in the same spirit at those mugs, which have increasingly escalated in intensity. The mug takes that joke to a new level

great shirt!

Love it, great material and good print, cannot wait to purchase more from PG!

Great quality and great service. Highly recommend.

Super cute hat, very comfortable and adjustment strap in the back works great!

Everything about this shirt is amazing. The size, the color, the feel, even the embroidery is high quality. Itβs quality is high-class, but feels relaxed and unpretentious.

Well made and beautifully embroidered :)

Going to be my go-to hat this summer...good quality and have to wear a hat at work every day...LOVE IT!

Love the quality of the t-shirts β and, of course, the slogans are perfect. Love these products!

Really nice quality hats! I bought 3 for my friends! My favorite was the pain au chocolate one. Loved the fabric and how was written

Got compliments from friends the first time I wore it out. One of them really wanted it because the color matches his new car. Itβs really cozy and who doesnβt love butter??

How do I accurately express my existential dread and my love for French pastries at the same time? This sweatshirt.