• Taking it one "are you fucking kidding me" at a time Embroidered Sweatshirt - Polychrome Goods 🍊
  • Taking it one "are you fucking kidding me" at a time Embroidered Sweatshirt - Polychrome Goods 🍊
  • Taking it one "are you fucking kidding me" at a time Embroidered Sweatshirt - Polychrome Goods 🍊
  • Taking it one "are you fucking kidding me" at a time Embroidered Sweatshirt - Polychrome Goods 🍊
  • Taking it one "are you fucking kidding me" at a time Embroidered Sweatshirt - Polychrome Goods 🍊
  • Taking it one "are you fucking kidding me" at a time Embroidered Sweatshirt - Polychrome Goods 🍊
  • Taking it one "are you fucking kidding me" at a time Embroidered Sweatshirt - Polychrome Goods 🍊
  • Taking it one "are you fucking kidding me" at a time Embroidered Sweatshirt - Polychrome Goods 🍊
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Taking it one "are you fucking kidding me" at a time Embroidered Sweatshirt

Taking it one "are you fucking kidding me" at a time Embroidered Sweatshirt

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Polychrome Goods 🍊Original Designs

☆ Regular Unisex Fit

☆ Super Soft & Comfy

☆ Easy Care / Won’t Shrink

Product Details

Our Unisex Premium Sweatshirt has a classic crew neck, flattering unisex fit, and soft 100% cotton exterior - not too heavy, and not too lightweight - just right. No label bother your neck, either!

  • Regular, unisex fit
  • 100% cotton face
  • 65% cotton, 35% polyester interior
  • Side-seamed construction for a natural fit
  • Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem plus tightly knit 3-end fleecefor extra durability 

Shipping Info

How much is shipping?

Shipping is calculated during checkout with estimated shipping dates. For a limited time, shipping is FREE on orders over $75! (Free shipping is available in the US only - international rates are calculated during checkout).

What is your return policy?

We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. Customer is responsible for return shipping cost ($6) which will be deducted from the refund.

Customers outside the US are responsible for shipping the items back to our warehouses in the US or Latvia at their own cost for a full refund.

When will I get my order?

Usually, it takes 3–7 days to fulfill an order, after which it’s shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:

● USA: 4–7 business days
● Europe: 6–8 business days
● International: 10–20 business days

Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!

Do you offer refunds?

Refunds are offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.

Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?

At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If you’re unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.

We can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order.

Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If that’s the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and we’ll send you a new one or issue a refund.

Size Guide

Inches

Size Length Width Sleeve length
S 27 20 23 ½
M 28 21 24
L 29 23 24
XL 30 25 24
2XL 31 26 ½ 24
3XL 32 28 24

Centimeters

Size Label Length Width Sleeve length
S 68.6 50.8 59.7
M 71 53.3 61
L 73.7 58.4 61
XL 76.2 63.5 61
2XL 78.7 67.3 61
3XL 81.3 71 61

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