Staying Al Dente π Sweatshirt
Staying Al Dente π Sweatshirt
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Tough day? Keep it firm and funny with our "Staying Al Dente" Sweatshirt. Perfect for pasta lovers with a knack for conquering the world's boil. It's soft, comfy, and pre-shrunk, so you stay cool when the heat is on. Ideal for anyone who believes in laughing through the al dente moments of life. Wear it, and serve up some smiles!
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β Our Softest Sweatshirt
β Relaxed & Comfy Unisex Fit
β 40K+ Happy Customers
Product Details
Product Details
Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this sweatshirt offers softness, warmth, and enduring quality. Air-jet spun yarn ensures a gentle touch on your skin, while the quarter-turned design keeps it crease-free.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/ydΒ² (271 g/mΒ²)
- Pre-shrunk
- 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, El Salvador or Honduras
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
How much is shipping?
Shipping cost is calculated during checkoutΒ - delivery is currently estimated at 4-8 business days, though this is only an estimate. Shipping is FREE on orders over $60! (Free shipping is available in the US only - international rates are calculated during checkout).
What is your return policy?
We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. CustomerΒ isΒ responsible for return shipping cost ($6) which will be deducted from the refund.
CustomersΒ outside the US are responsible for shipping the items back to our warehouses in the US or Latvia at their own cost for a full refund.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 1-4 days to fulfill an order, after which itβs shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
β USA: 4β8 business days
β Europe: 6β8 business days
β International: 10β20 business days
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If youβre unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
We can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order.
Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If thatβs the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and weβll send you a new one or issue a refund.
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