Holiday Gift Guides π
From bread-and-butter essentials to snarky, laugh-out-loud treasures, weβve got gifts to match every personality. Whether youβre shopping for the foodie, the jokester, or the one who has everything, our curated collections are here to make gift-giving a breeze. Explore now and find the perfect pick for everyone in your life!
Polychrome Goods: Holiday Gift Guides π
From bread-and-butter essentials to snarky, laugh-out-loud treasures, weβve got gifts to match every personality. Whether youβre shopping for the foodie, the jokester, or the one who has everything, our curated collections are here to make gift-giving a breeze. Explore now and find the perfect pick for everyone in your life!
Bread & Butter
We love bread, and we love butter - explore our savory collection!
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Life is Pain (au chocolat) Sweatshirt π₯π«
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Life is Pain (au chocolat) T-shirt
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Butter of Europe Sweatshirt π§
Regular price $48.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $48.00 USDSale -
Butter of Europe T-shirt
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BUTTER Embroidered Courduroy Hat
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Less Regrets, More Baguettes π₯ T-Shirt
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Saint Croissant Sweatshirt
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Life is Pain (au chocolat) Embroidered Hat
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Less Regrets, More Baguettes π₯ Sweatshirt
Regular price $48.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $48.00 USDSale -
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Saint Croissant Hat
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Saint Croissant Shirt
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Less Regrets, More Baguettes Embroidered Hat
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Croissant Twins T-Shirt
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Life is Pain (au chocolat) Mug
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Pure Irish Butter Sweatshirt
Regular price $48.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $48.00 USDSale -
French Onion Soup Sweatshirt
Regular price $48.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $48.00 USDSale -
Croissant Earrings
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Pure Irish Butter Shirt
Regular price $40.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$46.00 USDSale price $40.00 USDSale -
Butter π§ Pillow
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Croissant π₯ Embroidered Sweatshirt
Regular price $52.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $52.00 USDSale -
Croissant π₯ Embroidered T-Shirt
Regular price $40.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$46.00 USDSale price $40.00 USDSale -
Croissant Candle
Regular price $38.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
The Fruit Stand πππ
Explore our fruity merch, sure to help you get your daily fill of vitamins and smiles π
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Mixed Berries Crop Top
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Super Fruity T-shirt
Regular price $40.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$46.00 USDSale price $40.00 USDSale -
The Citrus Shirt π π
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Mango (mango) Print T-Shirt
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The Citrus Sweatshirt ππ
Regular price $48.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $48.00 USDSale -
Mixed Berries T-Shirt (Unisex)
Regular price $40.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$46.00 USDSale price $40.00 USDSale -
The Super Fruity Sweatshirt ππππ
Regular price $48.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $48.00 USDSale -
Ripened Tomatoes Crop Top
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Bananas Embroidered π T-shirt
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This shirt is BANANAS Shirt
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Oranges π Sweatshirt
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Mixed Berries Unisex Sweatshirt
Regular price $48.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $48.00 USDSale -
This sweatshirt is BANANAS π Sweatshirt
Regular price $48.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $48.00 USDSale -
Summer Cherries Crop Top
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Juicy Summer Peach Crop Top
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Fruity Sticker Sheet
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Fruit Stickers πππππ Phone Case for iPhone (Orange Background)
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Ripened Tomatoes T-Shirt
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Tomato Twins Embroidered Hat
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Raspberry Embroidered Hat
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Cherry Orange T-shirt
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The Citrus Hoodie
Regular price $48.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $48.00 USDSale
Snarky Snark π
If you don't have anything nice to say, just wear this. π
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aur naurrr Embroidered Hat
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Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Embroidered Hat
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I hope this email kills us both Embroidered Hat
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Saint Croissant Hat
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This is going to ruin the tour Embroidered Justin Timberlake Hat
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The sun is my enemy. Embroidered Hat
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Wagon Wheel Watusi! Embroidered Hat | Burlesque
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aur naur Embroidered Hat
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I love that gay little onion, the shallot. Embroidered Hat
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"Not that much cheese" Embroidered Shirt
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Per my last email Embroidered Hat
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aur naurrr Embroidered Shirt
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Don't talk to me until I've smashed my penis flat with this mug.
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Per my last email Embroidered Sweatshirt
Regular price $48.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $48.00 USDSale -
FedUp Embroidered Dad Hat
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I do too much because you do too little. Embroidered Hat
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What the actual fuck Embroidered Shirt
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Per my last email Embroidered T-shirt
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Skincare or Death Embroidered Hat
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Spritz out, tits out - Gradient Embroidered Hat
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To smithereens has to be one of the worst ways to be blown Embroidered Hat
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Pretend that I'm not here. Embroidered Hat
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Pastalicious π
Pasta...mi amore.
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Ravioli Pasta-Shaped Spoon Rest
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"Just Pasta" Embroidered Hat
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Farfalloni Pasta-Shaped Silicone Pot Holders
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Al Dente Pasta Embroidered Sweatshirt
Regular price $48.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $48.00 USDSale -
I like pasta. π Sweatshirt
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I like pasta. π T-Shirt
Regular price $40.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$46.00 USDSale price $40.00 USDSale -
Mezzelune Pasta-Shaped Oven Grips
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Pasta Grande Kitchen Tool Set No. 4
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Spaghetti Pasta-Shaped Serving Spoon
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Conchiglie Pasta-Shaped Silicone Lemon Squeezer
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Rotelle Pasta-Shaped Silicone Trivet
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I like pasta. Youth / Kids T-Shirt
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Penne Pasta-Shaped Pan Grip
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I like pasta. Youth / Kids Sweatshirt
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Penne Pasta Sweatshirt
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Elbows Pasta Sweatshirt
Regular price $48.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $48.00 USDSale -
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Pasta Grande Kitchen Tool Set No. 1
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Penne For Your Thoughts Mug
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Glasta Glass Container for Food Storage
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Penne For Your Thoughts Sweatshirt
Regular price $48.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$54.00 USDSale price $48.00 USDSale -
Basil Leaf Embroidered Hat
Regular price $36.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Hiya, Kiddo πΆ
For the little ones in your life, we have all sizes!
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Life is Pain (au chocolat) Baby Onesie
Regular price $24.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Butters of Europe Baby Onesie
Regular price $24.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Life is Pain (au chocolat) Youth / Kids Sweatshirt
Regular price $28.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Life Is Pain (au Chocolat)Toddler Short Sleeve Tee
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Sardine Tins of Portugal Baby Onesie
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Hittin' The Club Baby Onesie
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Life Is Butter Dream Baby Onesie
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Life Is Pain (au Chocolat) Youth T-Shirt
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What the Fromage Baby Onesie
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Less Regrets More Baguettes Baby Onesie
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Butters of Europe Toddler Short Sleeve Tee
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Less Regrets More Baguettes Toddler Short Sleeve
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No Regretti Spaghetti Baby Onesie
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Penne For Your Thoughts Baby Onesie
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Less Regrets, More Baguettes Youth/Kids T-Shirt
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Super Fruity Baby Onesie
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Your Little Meatball Baby Onesie
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Saint Croissant Youth / Kids T-Shirt
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No Regretti Spaghetti Toddler Short Sleeve Tee
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Life Is Butter Dream Toddler Short Sleeve Tee
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Less Regrets More Baguettes Youth Kids Sweatshirt
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I like pasta. Youth / Kids T-Shirt
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Don't Baguette About Me Toddler Short Sleeve Tee
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Super Fruity Toddler Short Sleeve Tee
Regular price $22.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Muggin' βοΈ
Sips with smiles
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Life is Pain (au chocolat) Mug
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Don't talk to me until I've smashed my penis flat with this mug.
Regular price $24.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Butter of Europe Mug
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Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Mug
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I hope this email kills us both Mug
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Less Regrets, More Baguettes Mug
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I wish this was an Aperol Spritz Mug
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Fuck Them Boats Mug
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Life is Butter Dream Mug
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aur naurrr Mug
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World's #4 Dad Mug
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I'd like to help, but not as much as I don't want to Mug
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Per my last email Mug
Regular price $24.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
Woof πΆ
We love dogs, and we have the merch to show it.
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Let Dogs Vote T-shirt
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You and my dog have a lot in common (you're a little bitch) Mug
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Dogs Are People Too T-shirt
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Yay, Dogs! (ew, people) Mug
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More Dogs, Less People Mug
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I β€οΈ Chonky Dogs Mug
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My dog thinks you're basic. Mug
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My dog is cooler than your kid Mug
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Bone Appetit Dog Mug
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I β€οΈ Chonky Dogs T-Shirt
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More Dogs, Less People T-Shirt
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My dog is cooler than your kid T-Shirt
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You and my dog have a lot in common (you're a little bitch) T-Shirt
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My dog thinks you're basic. T-Shirt
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Show Me Pics of Your Dog T-Shirt
Regular price $40.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$46.00 USDSale price $40.00 USDSale
Stocking Stuffers π§¦
We have great minis from earrings to magnets and more to stock those stockings!
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Gummy Bears Refrigerator Magnets (Mix of 10)
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Croissant Earrings
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Croissant Candle
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Egg Magnets
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Ravioli Pasta-Shaped Spoon Rest
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Baguette Earrings
Regular price $14.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per -
Dutch Oven Mini Refrigerator Magnet
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Farfalloni Pasta-Shaped Silicone Pot Holders
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Dark Cherry Earrings
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Mezzelune Pasta-Shaped Oven Grips
Regular price $21.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per