Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Embroidered T-Shirt
Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me Embroidered T-Shirt
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For days that bring up the same question: "are you fucking kidding me?"
Embroidered on a super comfy, soft garment-dyed tee with a regular fit.
Polychrome Goods ๐ Original Designs
โ Premium Comfort Colorsยฎ T-Shirt
โ 100% Ring-spun Cotton
โ Relaxed & Comfortable Unisex Fit
Product Details
Product Details
Our tees areย 100% cotton with a regular unisex fit - super soft and ensures comfy wear whatever the occasion or season!
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Relaxed fit
- 7/8โณ double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- Signature twill label
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
How much is shipping?
Shipping is calculated during checkout with estimated shipping dates.ย For a limited time, shippingย is FREE on orders over $75!ย (Free shipping is available in the US only - international rates are calculated during checkout).
What is your return policy?
We offer 30 day returns, provided the item is unworn and in good condition. Customerย isย responsible for return shipping cost ($6) which will be deducted from the refund.
Customersย outside the US are responsible for shipping the items back to our warehouses in the US or Latvia at their own cost for a full refund.
When will I get my order?
Usually, it takes 3โ7 days to fulfill an order, after which itโs shipped out. The shipping time depends on your location, but can be estimated as follows:
โ USA: 4โ7 business days
โ Europe: 6โ8 business days
โ International: 10โ20 business days
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number so you can monitor its progress!
Do you offer refunds?
Refunds are offered to customers that receive the wrong or damaged items - as mistakes do happen! If any of these apply, please contact us within a week of receiving your order with photos of the wrong/damaged items and we'll resolve the issue for you.
Can I exchange an item for a different size/color?
At this time, we don't offer exchanges. If youโre unsure which size would fit better, please refer to our sizing charts - we have one for every item listed on our store, in the product description section.
We can offer you to return the unworn item and you may order an additional size, however customers are responsible for the return shipping cost and for the re-order.
Although rare, it's possible that an item you ordered was mislabeled. If thatโs the case, please let us know within a week of receiving your order. Include your order number and photos of the mislabeled item, and weโll send you a new one or issue a refund.
Size Guide
Size Guide
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ย IN | WIDTH | LENGTH |
SLEEVE LENGTH |
S | 18 ยผ | 26 โ | 16 ยผ |
M | 20 ยผ | 28 | 17 ยพ |
L | 22 | 29 โ | 19 |
XL | 24 | 30 ยพ | 20 ยฝ |
2XL | 26 | 31 โ | 21 ยพ |
3XL | 27 ยพ | 32 ยฝ |
23 ยผ |
ย
ย CM | WIDTH | LENGTH |
SLEEVE LENGTH |
S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 |
59 |
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